Edge City, July 14, 2025 – Ms. Angel Food, the premier provocateur of playful perversions, presents Covenant EyeHoles, a groundbreaking platform designed to revolutionize the way we satisfy our special alone time. This isn’t just another app; it’s the ultimate tool for finishing yourself off. Over and over and over again.
Covenant EyeHoles hand-holds users through a personalized labyrinth of luscious lads, lustful links, and life-affirming loops of lively stimulation.
“Covenant EyeHoles clears your head, so your mind can be free,” says Ms. Angel Food.
“Why settle for vanilla when you can be as hard as rocky road?”
Features of Covenant EyeHoles Include:
- Innuendo-Rich Exploration: A curated library for anyone who’s ever Googled “Batman bondage” and meant it.
- Healthy Mind / Healthy Body: Have better sleep, clearer skin, and a vice-like grip.
- Clinically Proven Pleasure: “My clients are standing taller and getting harder than ever before,” says Dr. Joanna Smith, PhD, CCS, MDA. “I’m so convinced, I’m using it right now.”
Very Real User Reviews:
- “Before this, I was on my knees praying. Now, I’m still on my knees – but I’m way happier.” – Nick, Edge City model and former seminarian
- “I used to feel ashamed of my desires. Now, I feel empowered, satisfied, and frequently sticky.” – Marv, user and hand lotion enthusiast
- “How do I open a PDF?” – Unknown email
About Ms. Angel Food
Drag queen. Digital disruptor. Despot of decadent desire. Ms. Angel Food has long led the charge of turning self-pleasure into self-empowerment. With carnal comics, bawdy books, and now this O-maximizing app, she continues to serve lust with a wink and a whip crack.
For more information and to embark on your journey, visit https://covenanteyeholes.com
